this tumbling stoner

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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:The sweet release of death.
iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

This is not some sort of construction site! Or all of Italy… where you can just go around treating people like meat.

(Source: dundermifflinscranton, via spenceralthouse)

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